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I've
caught myself a baby
bumble
bee
Won't my
Mommy be so proud of
me?
I've
caught myself a baby bumble
bee...
Ouch! It
stung me!
I'm
squashing up my baby
bumble
bee
Won't my
Mommy be so proud of
me?
I'm
squashing up my baby bumble
bee...
Ew! What a
mess!
I'm
licking up my baby
bumble bee
Won't my
Mommy be so proud of
me?
I'm
licking up my baby bumble
bee...
Ugh! I
feel sick!
I'm
barfing up my baby
bumble bee
Won't my
Mommy be so proud of
me?
I'm
barfing up my baby bumble
bee...
Oh!
Another mess!
I'm
mopping up my baby
bumble bee
Won't my
Mommy be so proud of
me?
I'm
mopping up my baby bumble
bee...
Mommy,
aren't you proud of me?
The
motions:
Usually it is sung in a circle, so you can see everyone doing the
motions
- a big part of the fun! It is best if everyone is standing, but not
necessary.
Verse 1:
Hands are
cupped together as if carrying a captured bee. You walk in place and
swings
hands back and forth as you sing, in time to the music, until you get
to
the exclamation (Ouch!). Here
you
stop all
movement to emphasize the statement, with an appropriate "unfair of the
bee" face. Movement begins again with...
Verse 2:
Hands are
mashed together, back and forth in time to the music, as if squashing
the
bee. Again movement stops with exclamation (Ew!) as hands are looked at
with "icky" faces on...Then
Verse 3:
While singing
(tricky!) hands are pretended to be licked - keeping the hands flat and
moving them with a sweeping motion down in front of the mouth, in time
to the music. Movement stops with "Ugh!" as "sick" faces are shown and
stomachs are held.
Verse 4:
While still
holding stomachs, "bob" up and down from the waist, in time to the
music,
to simulate barfing. (Oooo, this is fun!) When the "Oh" sounds, "more
work"
faces are worn.
Verse 5:
With "mops"
in hand, scrub the floor in time to the music. When the "Mommy" is
reached,
"mops" are held upright and to the side (like the pitchfork in the
famous
painting.) with the other hand on the hip and the head turned a little
on its side.
Hello Mudda. Hello father. I am
back at Camp
Grenada.
And I’m writing you this letter just to say my compound
fracture’s
getting better.
No one here knows where my trunk is. And my bunk is where the
skunk is.
And I guess the food’s improving, cause the little black
things in
it are not moving.
The camp nurse here is quite a
swimmer.
She says
swimming makes
you slimmer.
Her name’s Mrs. Pelagreeny. Have you ever seen a whale in a
bikini?
All our bathrooms have such thin doors. Gee, I wish
they’d move
them indoors.
We’re all tired of Mother Goose here, so next
Friday night
they’re
having Lenny Bruce here.
Let me stay, oh Mudda, Father, let
me stay. I
love Grenada.
Every night the campfire’s keen. Oh ma, please send some
Ovalteen.
Let me stay up here in Mother Nature’s land, and tip toe
through the
tulips grand.
To leave would be a shame. Besides, I’d miss the poker game.
Please don’t worry
fadda, mudda. I’ll take
care of little
brudda.
He plays ball here, and he rows here, and I hope they teach him how
to blow his nose here.
He wakes up at half past six and walks directly to the quicksand.
He was lonely. Now he’s better. He’s like all of us
except his bed
is wetter.
THE
DIRTY SOCK SONG
(Refrain)
Ga ding dong dong dong dong,
Ga ding dong dong dong dong dong dong
Ga ding dong.
1) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she threw them into the air. Ga ding
dong.
Now the birds are on Medicare.
2) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she threw them on a wire. Ga ding
dong.
That’s what started the Chicago Fire.
3) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she threw them against the wall. Ga
ding dong.
Now the roaches refuse to crawl.
4) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she throw them in the garbage can. Ga
ding dong.
Killed three rats and the garbage man.
5) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she threw them into the tent. Ga ding
dong.
Now the tent has an awful scent.
6) (Name)
don’t wear no
socks. Ga ding
dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga
ding dong.
He/she threw them against the tree. Ga
ding dong.
Now the dogs all refuse to ....
GOD
BLESS MY UNDERWEAR
(tune: God Bless America)
God bless
my underwear
My Only pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair.
From the washer, to the dryer,
To my backpack, to my rear,
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or i"ll be bare.
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God bless my underwear
That I wear down there.
I outgrow them, then throw them,
Those who wear them will never be square
When the bully, gives a wedgie
Pray that they won’t ever tear
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or I’ll need to share |
SHAVING
CREAM
1) I have a sad story to
tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked in my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
(Refrain)
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
2) I think
I’ll break off with my
girlfriend.
Her antics are queer, I’ll admit.
Each time I say, “Darling, I love you.”
She tells me that I’m full of....
3) Our baby feel out of
the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning.
She fell in a barrel of....
4) When I was in France
with the Army
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich.
But the darn thing was loaded with....
5) And now folks, my
story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of....
VISTA
Vee.
Vee vi.
Vee vi vo.
Vista.
Cumallotta cumallotta cumallotta Vista.
Ah na na na na na vista.
Esseemeenie desseemeenie, koala walla meenie.
Yip bap biddildee bang Ting tang tung, oh yea!
(Repeat faster each time.)
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