{"id":3471,"date":"2013-05-26T18:55:36","date_gmt":"2013-05-26T23:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/?p=3471"},"modified":"2013-05-26T18:55:36","modified_gmt":"2013-05-26T23:55:36","slug":"four-on-a-plane-humorous-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/?p=3471","title":{"rendered":"Four On A Plane (Humorous Story)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cmpfr3.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3472\" alt=\"cmpfr3\" src=\"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cmpfr3-250x166.gif\" width=\"250\" height=\"166\" \/><\/a>How about a short story for your next troop outing? &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>A Grandmother, a Boy Scout, a Teacher, and the smartest man in the world were on a plane. After a while, it became known that plane was failing and was about to crash. There were only three parachutes, and four passengers. Being the smartest man in the world, he took a parachute and jumped out of the plane.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher, also being smart, thought to herself, &#8216;Teachers are needed in the world to teach their knowledge to others.&#8217; So with that, she took a parachute and jumped out the plane.<\/p>\n<p>The Grandmother, being very wise, said to the boy scout, &#8220;I am old. I have lived my life. You are still a young boy. Go, take the last parachute.&#8221; But the Boy scout said, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s okay. There are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world took my backpack.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How about a short story for your next troop outing? &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; A Grandmother, a Boy Scout, a Teacher, and the smartest man in the world were on a plane. After a while, it became known that plane was failing and was about to crash. There were only three parachutes, and four passengers. Being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[413,328,399],"class_list":["post-3471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3473,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions\/3473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}