{"id":115,"date":"2007-07-10T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/?p=115"},"modified":"2010-12-14T10:00:51","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T15:00:51","slug":"boy-scout-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Boy Scout Pick Up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/melrosetroop68.org\/uploaded_images\/scoutuni-704902.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/melrosetroop68.org\/uploaded_images\/scoutuni-704897.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I think it is time for a little humor.<\/span> Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I am not the one writing it. As I was looking about the world wide net I came across a site that had the &#8220;Top 10 Pick-Up Lines You Can Use While Wearing Your Scout Uniform&#8221;. They brought a smile to my face. A couple push the envelope, just a bit. Read them and see what you think of them.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, these were found at <a href=\"http:\/\/members.tripod.com\/%7EBFarns\/index-lines.html\">http:\/\/members.tripod.com\/~BFarns\/index-lines.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>10. I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you.<br \/>\n9. The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.<br \/>\n8. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.<br \/>\n7. It&#8217;s true; this arrow is a sign for virility.<br \/>\n6. Let&#8217;s go identify wild plants in the forest.<br \/>\n5. Can I practice giving you CPR?<br \/>\n4. Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.<br \/>\n3. Come on, I&#8217;ll give you a tour of my tent.<br \/>\n2. I know how to tie 27 different knots. Can I tie you&#8230;I mean show you?<br \/>\n1. These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can feel them if you want to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it is time for a little humor. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I am not the one writing it. As I was looking about the world wide net I came across a site that had the &#8220;Top 10 Pick-Up Lines You Can Use While Wearing Your Scout Uniform&#8221;. They brought a smile to my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[410],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3818,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/3818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melrosetroop68.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}