Boy Scout Pick Up Lines

on July 10, 2007 in Humor

I think it is time for a little humor. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I am not the one writing it. As I was looking about the world wide net I came across a site that had the “Top 10 Pick-Up Lines You Can Use While Wearing Your Scout Uniform”. They brought a smile to my face. A couple push the envelope, just a bit. Read them and see what you think of them.

By the way, these were found at http://members.tripod.com/~BFarns/index-lines.html

10. I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you.
9. The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
8. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
7. It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility.
6. Let’s go identify wild plants in the forest.
5. Can I practice giving you CPR?
4. Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.
3. Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent.
2. I know how to tie 27 different knots. Can I tie you…I mean show you?
1. These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can feel them if you want to.

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    7 Responses to “Boy Scout Pick Up Lines”

    1. Buffaloeagle says:

      Those are funny. I think a few would seal the envelope.

    2. B C Justice says:

      I’m nearly half a century old and still single. Where was this advice when it would’ve done me some good? I read all of the books and Boys’ Life ;-)

      Surely you’ve got some of your own troop’s humorous antics to post, Steve! My own troop is a gold mine of funny anecdotes. Scouts brighten even the darkest of stressful days.

      -Byron C. Justice
      HoustonScouts.ORG

    3. Anonymous says:

      those are funny, ofcourse I am an Eagle Scout is all that it took for me.

    4. Kevin Nguyen says:

      What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

      Want me to teach you how to tie knots with your tongue?

      My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.
      *add on: i think its telling you you’re beautiful

    5. Scoutmaster Steve B. says:

      Thanks for posting Kevin. Those gave me a good chuckle.

    6. SM John says:

      I think you just lit up a Coleman stove, b/c your burning me to death!
      Come on baby, I’ll show you how to live by the scout law!

    7. Todd says:

      A bit Risquié…
      But I’ll admitt it that there were a few, that gave me a good chuckle.

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