Re: Things to ponder

: Things to ponder

: Here are a few things to think about that you probably
: have never thought about;

: Can you cry under water?

: How important does a person have to be before they are
: considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

: Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. .
: but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
: Where's that extra penny going to?

: What disease did cured ham actually have?

: Why is it that people say they "slept like a
: baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

: Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
: money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

: Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
: going to see you naked anyway.

: Why is "bra" singular and "panties"
: plural?

: Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
: toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
: would eat?

: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
: stupid song about him?

: If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
: out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

: Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
: have the same tune?

: Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

: Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
: he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
: ride; he sticks his head out the window?